My day job is still kicking my butt and I can’t see the top of my desk for all the files. But I’m hoping to have everything under control by the end of next week so I can resume my otherwise irregular posting schedule.

In the meantime, for your amusement, here are some comments left by Mike, from The Fly is Undeterred.

His captions for this photo made me chortle and snort, so I thought I’d pull them to the top for those of you that don’t peruse the comments.

So, without further ado…

“Financial Crisis forces retirees into life of prostitution”

“Tractor pull features interesting side attractions”

“Farmer by day, Pimp by night”

“When Grannies go wild”

“Short shorts cause premature aging of the skin”

“Underage sex not a problem in Idaho”

Tags: t.g.i.f.

Tags: you can't fix stoopid

I know it’s only November 7th, and it seems the holiday season countdown starts earlier and earlier; but I’ve waited an entire year for the return of Simon Santa Sez.

Just type in a command and see what happens. Try “ride deer”. I never tire of that one.

It appears that the programming needs a bit of fine tuning yet this year, but if you keep your requests to one or two words, he usually does what you ask.

If you let the kids in on this, you’d best supervise them, ‘cuz dear ‘ole Santa will drink a beer, set the tree on fire, and beat the snot out of Rudolph!

Have a great weekend!

Tags: Simon Santa Sez

Okay, okay, I know I missed the t.g.i.f. post last week (and the week before.)

This week I’m sending you to Fail Blog.

Hope you get a chuckle or two out of it over the weekend. Here’s a sample……

Tags: Fail Blog, t.g.i.f.

Caution; If you’re at work, and you’re not supposed to be messing around right now, DO NOT listen to this until you get home. You will surely get busted when you’re laughing out loud for no apparent reason.

If you haven’t heard this one before, turn your volume up.

If you have heard it before, it’s worth listening to again.

Tags: t.g.i.f., Tom Mabe

This is, without doubt, one of the kewlest websites I’ve ever encountered.

Africam plays 24/7 live streaming video, with audio, from a camera focused on a watering hole in Nkorho Pan in South Africa. Another cam, which runs during daylight hours, is focused on the elephant plains.

One night I tuned in just as an enormous herd of water buffalo was passing through. And when I say enormous herd, I mean it must’ve taken a 1/2 hour for the parade to end. It was amazing to watch.

If you’re a Mac user you won’t be left out. Just check out the FAQ on the site for instructions.

So if you find yourself with nothing to do, check it out. You just never know what wildlife might pass by.

Tags: Africam, t.g.i.f.

If you find yourself with an hour to spare this weekend check out Cake Wrecks.

This wonderfully witty website features page after page of carelessly crafted confections.

No doubt a few of the cakes themes seemed decent during the planning stages, but went amok when executed in icing. And how the misspellings make it out the bakeries is a marvel in itself.

Some of the wrecks will leave you speechless, others will have you laughing out loud, and if at least one of them doesn’t make you spew coffee on your monitor, well than I don’t know what will.

Tags: Cake Wrecks, t.g.i.f.

Imagine the kind of week this guy must’ve had.

If you find yourself in need of a chuckle after an especially long work week, stroll on over to Engrish.com. There you’ll find many more examples of Japanese to English translations that went horribly, hilariously wrong.

Tags: engrish, t.g.i.f.