Random Stuff

I woke up in a great mood this morning. It lasted about 20 seconds; then I realized I have to work tomorrow too, so it really won’t be Friday until Saturday for me. Crap. My date with a hangover will have to wait another twenty-four hours.

My schedule was insane yesterday. I keep the office door closed to prevent the dogs from wandering in and molesting clients, so unless there’s a loud crash, I’m fairly oblivious to what’s going on in the house. I had no idea that at some point yesterday afternoon the pup got bored, stole the cushion off the back of the love seat, managed to unzip the cover and chewed through the inner liner.

I would have given anything to have seen the look on Mr. Kewlstuffs face when he came through the backdoor and discovered stuffing strewn from one end of the house to the other. For a second it looked like we’d just been robbed… then she greeted him, smiling, with the evidence still hanging from her mouth.

He did a decent job of re-stuffing the cushion before I got out of work, but I find the whole story hard to believe, because this is how I found the little angel when I finally emerged from the office.

Anyway, it could have been worse. She might have chosen one of the *non-removable* cushions from the back of the leather couch instead.

Oh, and to whoever is bombing my kewlstuff mailbox with pharma offers, listen, if you’ll stop spamming me, I pinky-swear that if and when I find myself in need of Vicodin/Percocet/Viagara, I’ll let you know. ‘K?

Hey, I just realized Sunday is VDay. You know what that means right?

More wine. (WTH did you think I was going to say?)

Have a great weekend everybody.

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