Merry Halloween Everybody!

Merry Thanksgivoween Everybody!This is always such an odd time of year.

The calendar says tomorrow is Halloween, but my Christmas cactus is in bloom.

And the stores can’t decided whether they should be displaying Halloween costumes, Thanksgiving linens or pre-lit Christmas trees.

Hope you all have a terrific Thanksgivoween weekend!

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Saddest Search Ever

Every once in awhile I check my stats to see what brings people to the blog and recently found that someone had Googled this..

“over 40 and nobody loves me.”

FYI ~ kewl stuff holds the #2 spot for that search term. Most likely because of my Nobody Loves Me post, which someone commented on at 5:40. This should eliminate any further debate about Google providing the ultimate user experience.

I must admit I’m curious about the person that initiated that sad search. You have to wonder what they were hoping to find? Was the love of their life supposed to magically appear on the first page of the search results?

Or maybe they were looking for a cyber community of other unloved 40-somethings to commiserate with?

Whatever they were hoping to find, I’m sure they didn’t find it when they landed here, despite what Google told them.

But if they were ever to wander back in I would give them a big hug, and tell them it’s going to be okay.

Because I’m pretty sure I never read anything in the rule book that said you can’t find love after 40.

And even if I missed that chapter, all is not lost; because I think they may still have a very promising future as a C&W songwriter. Although I’d be a bit surprised if “Over 40 and Nobody Loves Me” hasn’t already been done.

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It’s Amazing Really

How something that poops so much can grow so fast…


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October Makes Me Lazy

It must be the cool, damp, dreary weather. I’ve got a dozen things to do and I can’t seem to get motivated.

I haven’t even gotten dressed yet today. In fact, I’ve spent much of the day playing online-poker in my PJ’s, with my feet tucked up under me because….

wolfspiderThis cool, damp weather also brings the annual invasion of Wolf Spiders. They come in looking for a warm, dry place to winter. Even after all the caulking we did this summer, they’re still getting in. If they’d confine themselves to the basement I’d say live and let live. But they don’t, so the battle is on… for Mr. Kewlstuff anyway. Me, I’ll be standing up on a chair until the first snowfall, when they finally stop coming in. Because these are not you’re average spiders. They’re big and they’re hairy and they laugh as I run from the room. And I swear, if one of them ever ran across my foot I’d go completely mad.

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