Author: admin
Published: Aug 4th, 2009
Category: Uncategorized
Comments: 8

Let the Games Begin

Some friends of ours are having their 3rd annual pig roast this month. We got the invitation last week.

Since we missed the 1st and 2nd annual pig roast, I think it’s safe to assume we won’t be attending the third either. And not just because they like to consume huge amounts of alcohol, then do dumb stuff like shoot skeet. Nah, it’s mostly because they listen to country music.

But I must admit that I am curious about one of the activities they have on the agenda this year…

invitation

Sure I know what a wet t-shirt contest is. But a redneck wet t-shirt contest? WTH is that?

TAGS: None

8 Responses to “Let the Games Begin”

Mike
on Aug 5th, 2009
@ 4:05 am:

Dahling, it’s obvious; they don’t use Perrier to moisten the clothing!
admin
on Aug 5th, 2009
@ 5:19 am:

^^Ahhh… so you’ve participated in one of these events before?
Mike
on Aug 5th, 2009
@ 3:18 pm:

Sigh… things I don’t own:

1. Bib overalls
2. Tin of Skoal (or Copenhagen)
3. John Deere baseball cap
4. Merle Haggard lp
5. Gun rack
6. Poster of ‘Daisy Dukes’ perched up on the Genr’l Lee
7. Confederate flag
8. Photograph of me holding a big ole’ fish
9. Souvenir of Dollywood
10. ‘Smokey & the Bandit’ on VHS
admin
on Aug 5th, 2009
@ 4:29 pm:

Yea, I don’t own any of those things either Mike.

But that list of yours does smack of a fairly decent scavenger hunt.
Mike
on Aug 5th, 2009
@ 5:50 pm:

‘Scavenger hunt’? In some parts of the south, most of this list would be considered ‘Daily Requirements’.
admin
on Aug 5th, 2009
@ 6:49 pm:

I’m getting suspicious Mike. You do seem to know an awful lot about it. I know I couldn’t have come up with that list. (Well, maybe the gun rack. But that’s a given.)
Mike
on Aug 6th, 2009
@ 10:21 am:

I grew up in the deep south, but managed to overcome it eventually.

What has 64 legs and only 7 teeth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
admin
on Aug 6th, 2009
@ 12:12 pm:

>> I grew up in the deep south, but managed to overcome it eventually.

Phew. That was close huh?