I can not even begin to describe the torment that is poison ivy.
They should be using this stuff to interrogate terrorists.
To take my mind off the itching, I ate my way through an entire pan of Ghirardelli Ultimate Chocolate Brownies.
Unfortunately the distraction was only temporary. I’m itching again, and I’ve no doubt gained a pound.
I hate to mix medications, but since this appears to be something that chocolate can’t cure, I think I’m going to spend the afternoon with a bottle of vodka.
It’s bound to work eventually… and with fewer calories.
