Some notable quotes for all you Mom’s out there;
- “Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.” – Author Unknown
- “Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.” – Lisa Alther
- “Mothers are all slightly insane.” – J.D. Salinger
- “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller
- “The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” – Calvin Trillin




